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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Divorced Barbie

One day a father leaves work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95; Shopping Barbie for $19.95; Beach Barbie for $19.95; Disco Barbie for $19.95; and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only 19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers : "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and Ken's Best Friend!

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